If I were to write a post about the apps I most frequently use, it would be embarrassingly full of simulation games and a creaky progression of inadequate Facebook apps and notetaking apps used and discarded one by one for Just Not Quite Being the Thing, Yet.

Back to the notetaking apps in a minute. First, allow me to stop strategizing about SimCity or Civilization long enough to write a brief list of writerly apps I consider noteworthy and have actually used.

1. Really Cool in a Totally Nerdly Way: Ampersands. Ampersands is the baby of a designer who always wanted to do a book of just beautiful ampersands, but there isn’t really a big enough ampersand market to justify the beautiful printing costs. That’s exactly what the beautiful iPad screen is for. I love to gaze at those fancy ands.
2. Dictionaries! Let’s start with the Oxford Dictionary of English and Oxford Canadian Dictionary. These weren’t cheap, but I use them all the time. I now always have a proper dictionary with me. (Theoretically, you don’t need to buy apps of Oxford reference books if you have a library card—Winnipeg Public Library, for one, offers on-line access to the Oxford reference library, as likely do many other libraries. But I find these apps much easier to use and more convenient.) They each have a different use – the COD for verifying Canadian spelling, yes, but the OED app has recorded pronunciations. In other massive reference books, I’ve also made some use of Larousse when confronted with a translation question. Now will someone please make a Chicago Manual of Style app?
3. For That Inky Experience:  I love using the iPad to write with my finger or a stylus; I’m awful at two-finger typing. So far the best inky response from notebook apps has been from Bamboo and from Penultimate.  But for ink good enough for doodling, try Zen Brush –made to mimic an ink brush. Nice “paper” backgrounds too.
4. No More Random Purse Paper: One of the things iPad is good for is eliminating all the random scraps of paper  with notes to myself on them. (Well, theoretically. I’m getting there.) But finding the perfect notebook app is tough. I’ve tried a zillion, and there are a zillion more waiting. I’m looking for…

•  simplicity, so I’m not bogged down with functions I don’t need;
• automatic date stamping, so I know when I wrote each page/note;
• a visual way of finding different notes and notebooks/folders (cause I just am that way);
• both ink AND typing functions;
• good ink response;
• search feature;
• iCloud integration or other automatic backup;
• both landscape and portrait orientations.

If anyone knows the app that does all that, please tell me. The newest update of Noteshelf is getting there – they’ve just added typing, but still no iCloud backup.

5. And yes, I do use Pages, but it makes me angry when working with long documents.

A kind of random assortment there, yes, but all writing related. Now how about things I thought I’d use, but don’t. Until next time…. go check out my Tumblr, where I actually post short stuff regularly.

On Wednesday night (Nov. 30), the last installment of the CreComm reading series at Aqua Books (274 Garry) runs with Jamie McKay, Ryan Kessler and Mark McAvoy opening for visiting (but Winnipeg-educated) Montreal writer Saleema Nawaz, 7:30 p.m.

Saleema will also be reading to CreComm Section 3 the next day on Dec. 1. Saleema’s Winnipeg visit is supported by the Canada Council for the Arts.

iDEATH

It was about dark when I arrived at iDEATH. The two evening stars were now shining side by side. The smaller one had moved over to the big one. They were very close now, almost touching, and then they went together and became one very large star.

I don’t know if things like that are fair or not.

Too soon? You should have seen the Jack Layton/Yoda joke I stopped myself from posting a while back.

I found a few people online who’ve mused about iDEATH’s connection to Apple, but I’ve always been surprised it hasn’t been commented on more. Maybe Apple-devotee nerdiness and Brautigan-reading nerdiness do not often go hand-in-hand.

Bliss Carman Poetry Award – Judge: Sylvia Legris
Short Fiction – Judge: Marilyn Bowering
Creative Non-Fiction – Judge: Lawrence Scanlan.

$6,000 in prizes. 1st prize in each category $1,250, 2nd prize $500, 3rd prize $250.

Deadline: Postmarked November 30, 2011. Entry fee $32.

For full contest rules check out www.prairiefire.ca, or contact: Prairie Fire Press, 423-100 Arthur Street, Winnipeg, Manitoba R3B 1H3. Phone (204) 943-9066, E-mail: prfire@prairiefire.ca.

Three times, my friends, I have now gone to Polo Park to buy an Apple accessory I required, and found that they did not have it in stock. Nothing too obscure. A Camera Connection Kit (I tried twice). A VGA adapter (i.e. dongle).

In both cases I probably should have gone over to Advance to look for said item, but as a mom who trudges over to the mall with my two-year-old, once I’ve visited one store on a Saturday, it’s lunch time, then it’s nap time, then the day might as well be over. Heck, the weekend might as well be over.

The Apple Store not having Apple products is bad enough, but it takes me forever to come to the conclusion that the product is not in stock because it is so hard to get someone to help me. Sure, the place is absolutely crawling with folks in blue shirts, but they are all demonstrating how to use an iPad. Maybe I don’t look like a big-ticket-item purchaser (a few years till the next one, I hope). Maybe it’s the toddler. Or maybe there’s something about me that says I’ve been an Apple user since 1983, and there is probably nothing they can do at this point to change that.

Anyway, I’ve come to the conclusion that The Apple Store exists primarily for branding purposes, and secondarily to sell items over $500. They make it so difficult to buy things there that I’ll just keep ordering them on-line, despite the fact that I can walk to The Apple Store in under half an hour. I tried. That’s the modern flippin’ world we’ve created, folks.

Insert grumpy harrumph here.

As for the App Store, I’m slowing down, but spent far too much money there over the first few months of my iPad. This is why I both love and hate it.

Something that desperately needs to be changed in both the App Store and in the iBookstore: you need to be able to sort media for children by age group. Try to find a bookstore where everything for anyone under 18 is lumped together in one section. In the iBookstore you’ll find a very unhelpful browsing category called “Children and Teens.” Yikes.

End rant. Next time I’ll talk about my favourite apps with a literary/publishing bent. See you!

The Campus Program at Red River College Roblin Centre at the Exchange District Campus, 160 Princess Street

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Tuesday, September 20, 11:00 am – noon
CGA Manitoba Room, P107
READING: Lynn Coady
Lynn Coady’s signature wit and insight power her new novel, The Antagonist, a narrative of a young man struggling to define himself against the expectations of others.

Thursday, September 22, 11:00 am – noon
CGA Manitoba Room, P107
READING: Glen Downie
Glen Downie has a way of making familiar things—like the tool shed and the local mall—surprisingly fresh in his most recent poetry collection, Local News.

Friday, September 23, 11:00 am – noon
CGA Manitoba Room, P107
READING: Myrl Coulter
In The House with the Broken Two, Myrl Coulter explores the changing dynamics of adoption through her own experience of losing and finding her first-born son.

The Sheldon Oberman Mentorship Program pairs emerging writers with established, professional writers to work together one-on-one for a five month period. During the program, the emerging writer is encouraged to utilize the expertise of the professional writer in the areas of manuscript evaluation, markets and publishing, and grants and employment opportunities.

The Program is designed for emerging writers who have made a commitment to their writing and is not to take the place of a creative writing course. Emerging writers are expected to have been writing for some time and have a body of work. For many emerging writers who have participated in the program, the experience of working with a professional writer often marks the transition from beginning writer to published author.

In March, 2004 the Board decided to name the Emerging Writers’ Mentor Program after the late Sheldon Oberman, to pay tribute to his effort and encouragement when working with new and emerging writers. Founding Guild member Sheldon Oberman participated in the first annual Mentor Program as an apprentice in 1988 (mentor, David Arnason) and as he developed as a writer, he became one of the program’s longest serving mentors.

“I approach the work of an emerging writer with a great deal of respect for personal process. I seek the teaching methods with which the writer feels most comfortable… I offer my response first as a reader describing how I understand and feel as I read the writer’s work. Only when I understand the effect the writer wishes to achieve do I make suggestions on how the writer can alter the work to better achieve it.”

Sheldon Oberman was one of Canada’s most popular children’s authors, winning several awards including the McNally Robinson Book for Young People Award (By the Hanukkah Light, Boyds Mills Press in 1997, The Wisdom Bird, Boyds Mills Press in 2001). His book, The Shaman’s Nephew was nominated for a Governor General’s Award in 2000 and his book The Always Prayer Shawl won the Sydney Taylor American Librarians Award and the National Jewish Book Award in 1994.

THE 2012 PROGRAM

Six emerging writers and six senior writers will be selected from among the applicants, and will be paired for a five-month mentorship. Writers are asked to specify the literary genre in which they are currently working, and to send support material in that genre. Eligible genres are: poetry, fiction, creative non-fiction, and writing for children and young adults.

Apprentices and mentors are asked to commit to ten one-on-one meetings between January and May 2012. At each meeting, mentors will comment on a piece of the apprentice’s work, focusing on issues such as writing process, literary techniques, self-editing and manuscript development. Attention will also be devoted to markets, publishing and grants. Applications are invited from writers in every part of Manitoba. Where rural writers are chosen, the mentorship will be conducted on-line.

At the end of the program in June, apprentices will have the opportunity to read their work at a public event hosted by the Manitoba Writers’ Guild.

Eligibility & Application Process

Apprentices
Emerging writers with a clear commitment to writing are encouraged to apply. Applicants may be published or unpublished, and must be members of the Manitoba Writers Guild for the 2011-12 membership year. Apprentices will be asked to submit materials to their mentors prior to each meeting, and to write a program assessment at the end of the mentorship. There is no cost to the apprentices.

Please submit the following:
A page with name and contact information
A writing resume outlining your recent writing activities and any creative writing courses or workshops you’ve taken. If you are a published writer, provide a list of publications.
A letter describing your current work and explaining why you think this program would benefit you at this stage of your career. Discuss what you intend to work on during the program and what you would like to achieve.
A 10-page writing sample. Prose should be double-spaced.

Mentors
Writers with two or more published books are encouraged to apply to be a mentor. Applicants must be members of the Manitoba Writers Guild for the 2011-12 membership year. Past experience as an editor, mentor, or creative writing instructor is an asset but not a requirement. Successful applicants will be asked to sign an agreement outlining their responsibilities as mentors.
Mentors selected to participate in the program will receive a $1,500 honourarium provided by the Manitoba Writers’ Guild. This will be paid in two installments: $700 upon completion of an interim report halfway through the program, and $800 upon completion of a final report at the end.

Please submit the following:
A page with your name and contact information.
A concise statement describing your mentoring philosophy and process.
A curriculum vitae listing your published work and highlighting your teaching and mentoring experience.
Letters of recommendation from previous students or apprentices (optional and a maximum of two).

THE SELECTION PROCESS

Apprentices and mentors will be selected and matched by a jury of established writers and editors chosen by the Manitoba Writers’ Guild. Selection will be based on two factors:
The jury’s assessment of the strengths and potential of the applicants, based on the submitted material.
Whether a suitable match can be made between the senior and emerging writers, with respect to genre and writing experience.
The mentors and apprentices selected for the program will be contacted by telephone in December and the program will begin with a welcome reception in January.
To facilitate sending materials to the jury, applicants in both categories are asked to submit their application, including writing sample, by e-mail to info@mbwriter.mb.ca. Please send the package as a Word attachment.

Call for Papers:
Symposium on Manitoba Writing
organized by the Manitoba Writers’ Guild
to be held at Canadian Mennonite University, Winnipeg, Manitoba
May 10-12, 2012

See attached for full information.

In celebration of the 30th Anniversary of the Manitoba Writers’ Guild (MWG), you are invited to take part in a Symposium on Manitoba Writing in spring 2012. Proposals for papers on all aspects of Manitoba writing are sought. The intention is that the conference will appeal to a variety of people and we ask that respondents keep that in mind when preparing proposals.

DEADLINE FOR PROPOSALS: December 1, 2011. Please submit proposals (approximately 250-500 words plus a one-paragraph bio/bibliography) by e-mail or regular mail to: symposium@mbwriter.mb.ca or Symposium Organizing Committee, Manitoba Writers’ Guild, 218-100 Arthur Street, Winnipeg MB R3B 1H3. No e-mail attachments please. Decisions about the proposals will be communicated by January 31, 2012. The finished papers should be approximately 15-20 minutes in length. For more information about the Symposium, contact symposium@mbwriter.mb.ca.

All the best,
Sue Sorensen,
for the Symposium Organizing Committee (Dennis Cooley, chair)

updated long-neglected Flickr stream

created Tumblr blog and prepared healthy back-up queue

created Goodreads profile

gave in and created new homepage using the trendy flavors.me service (you can check that out at kipress.ca)

Let me know what you think, especially about the homepage.

Further, I updated my “about” blurb here at The Press Gallery. You see, I’ve found that I love Tumblr. I do intend to keep up randomly spaced somewhat work-related posts here, but my heart is really over there–you’ll find short snippets of my arty-farty stuff (in both amateur and professional capacities) and links to the same. I can feel myself breathing a sigh of cyber-relief whenever I post there.

Not to dis WordPress–I love the platform, which allows you, if you want, to build something that looks like a “website” using a free blogging tool. But I find that I just wanted to eliminate a bit of complicated and long-winded from my life. It eats into precious time that I could be WORKING ON MY BOOK. Which I ought to go do now. Time is ticking away. But wait!

One more note while I’m on the things-I-did-electronically-this-summer topic. I also tried, with my new iPad 2, to see how much I could ditch the laptop and go all iPaddy. It only sort-of works. iPad simply doesn’t have the functionality for some things I need. One page document, easy to work on in Pages on iPad; 65-page document, not so much. The biggest obstacle is that my workflow, for a lot of things, requires having multiple windows open for comparison and frequent cut/paste. I can only do that on a proper computer, at present, though there are some apps that are working on it.

One thing I love about iPad is how I can write on it with my finger/stylus. It’s really helped with the random-pieces-of-scrap-paper-in-my-purse-with-notes-and-lists-written-on-them problem. And hey, I can mark up documents that way, thus eliminating having to print them out and mark them up (because there are lots of times I just have to do that), right? Wrong. Once I’ve loaded the PDF and marked it up, how do I enter the changes back in the original document? Only with two open windows, mate. So that idea SO does not work.

I have hopes for the new iOS this fall; maybe the easy switching between apps will help. On the other hand, I’m also salivating over the new OS (what are they calling it this time? meercat?) because of the “versions” feature, since I work on documents that go through 10, 12, 20 drafts over the course of their lives. It’s tough to remember to save a history of all of them.

Maybe I’ll expound on more of my favourite iPad apps in a while. Or maybe not. Book.

And painting the front porch. It’s still summer.